Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "
And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
I was wondering where that was going.. it really delivered :)
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so a blonde walked into a library, approached the counter and said to the librarian, "I'd like a cheese-burger, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake."
ReplyDeleteThe incredulous librarian replied, "Ma'am, this is a library."
The blonde, looked around surprised, and whispered, "I'd like a cheese-burger, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake."
There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial trouble.
ReplyDeleteSo she got on her knees and prayed "Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
She doesn't win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn't win.
The next day she says the same
prayer; then God speaks to her
"Cindy! work with me here...BUY
A TICKET!!"