This weekend I'm hanging around with my brother's family. I came down to check out my nephew's marching band competition. Thought these were appropriate
Q: What's the difference between drummers and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Q: What's got 36 legs and an IQ of 83?
A: The color guard.
Q: What's the difference between a clarinet and a mouse?
A: You can't hear a mouse squeak over the entire band!
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor
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