Sunday, March 16, 2008

Sunday Funnies

Prision vs Work

IN spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN get time off for good behavior.
AT get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers


  1. I think we need to put prisoners in cubicles :)

  2. I love it, Laura. I used to work in a big office and although there was flexi time, you had to be there during the core hours of 9.30am till 3.30pm. I FREQUENTLY felt as though I was in jail, especially as from the window I could see "free" people out in the street.
    Ironically, now I work in jail, and I may say that this list reflects prison officers' grumbles 100% accurately!