Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Glass Blowing Class
Took a glass blowing class today! Had a great time!! Made a paperweight and a vase. Learned tons about glass history including that it was illegal to teach glass blowing in Italy until 1946. Apparently glass blowing was a $12 Billion industry and the Italian government wanted to control who could make the glass.
It was a great experience today learning how to work with and control molten glass. The key was to keep turning the pole that the ball of glass was on so that it stayed in balance. Would definately do this again!!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Stand!
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Usually Sundays are reserved for humour....but not today!!
All I can say is the lesson I've learned on my current project is....I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...EVER use a project coordinator on any future project I manage EVER! Never, never, never!!!
NEVER!
I've had nothing but trouble with the 2 I've had. Been stabbed in the back by both of them and as of tomorrow....will have fired both of them! I'm pissed and they suck!
Got called at 8:30am by someone warning me. I then had a 4 hour conversation, on a Sunday, about this woman and how she's stabbed me in the back through her old boss. That person went to my client and complained about me without discussing anything with me first. Fat lot of good it did him.....he got "banned" from my project. He's not allowed to interfere nor discuss anything about this project with me or any one else. (yeah right.....) so now, he's even more pissed off and will continue to be a thorn in my side until this project is done.
Needless to say...I was pissed today. Want to cry, want to walk away, want to go back to being, as my friend G said "a professional photographer and blogger"...then...got REALLY mad and decided...the hell with you mister! I'll get this damn project live, and live successfully just to spite your stupid a-hole self!
Went for a ride...heard this song for the first time....
Perfect!!
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Think About It
What we do during our working hours determines what we have; what we do in our leisure hours determines what we are. - George Eastman
Sunday Funnies
Wooo Hoooo!!
Going to see Eddie Izzard with some friends next month.
Can hardly wait...
Since it's Easter thought I'd put up a bit of Eddie on Religion....
Going to see Eddie Izzard with some friends next month.
Can hardly wait...
Since it's Easter thought I'd put up a bit of Eddie on Religion....
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Sunday Funnies
Prision vs Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
3 more!!
Got a call today from a woman who saw my art down at the coffee shop and was interested in buying 3 of them!!
Pretty exciting stuff!!
Pretty exciting stuff!!
Monday, March 10, 2008
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